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作曲 : Bowling for Soup♪Pinkie just hit the wall, she never had it allOne cupcake a day, still shocked that Rainbow's gayHer dreams went out the door, when cheese was only fourOnly been with one man, what happened to her plan-She was gonna be a princess, She was gonna be a starShe was gonna shake her flank, On the stage at Trixie's barHer best friend Rarity is now the enemyFeels like a cartoon clip, but friendship isn't magicSince miss Derpy, the cake twins, way before Twi got wingsThere was Rainbow and AJ, and discord was still a bad guyNow Cheese is in highschool, he tells her that she's a fool'Cause she thinks her friendships diedWhen Twilight, Twilight, Twilight learned to fly♪She threw every party, she knew every mareBefore Spike grew his wings, so far back Twist was thereShe played yovidaphone, wasn't too great at it thoughTried to get a loan when she broke Applejack's phone-Where's the fireworks filled with strings cheeseAnd who's the other mare that's poledancing at Trixie'sDid Fluttershy ever hook up with DiscordWhatever happened toParties. Galas. Wrapping up winter and-Derpy, the cake twins, way before Twi got wingsThere was Rainbow and AJ, and discord was still a bad guyNow Cheese is in highschool, he tells her that she's a fool'Cause she thinks her friendships diedWhen Twilight, Twilight, Twilight learned to fly♪She hates time, it's not fair, maybe Starlight's still got that spell somewhere(spell somewhere)Since when were Changelings considered good guysPlease make this stop. Stop. Stop.And bring back-Derpy, the cake twins, way before Twi got wingsThere was Rainbow and AJ, and discord was still a bad guyNow Cheese is in highschool, he tells her that she's a fool'Cause she thinks her friendships diedWhen Twilight learned to flySince miss Derpy, the cake twins, way before Twi got wingsThere was Rainbow and AJ, and discord was still a bad guyNow Cheese is in highschool, he tells her that she's a fool'Cause she thinks her friendships diedWhen Twilight, Twilight, Twilight learned to fly
