[00:00.749]Beastie Boys -Hey Ladies[00:18.608]Hey ladies in the place[00:19.856]I'm calling out to ya[00:21.121]There never was[00:22.85]a city kid truer and bluer[00:23.836]There's more to me than[00:24.637]you'll ever know[00:25.629]And I've got more hits[00:26.941]than Sadaharu Oh[00:28.08]Tom Thumb[00:28.708]Tom Cushman[00:29.602]or Tom Foolery[00:30.463]Dating women on TV[00:31.518]with the help of Chuck Woolery[00:33.168]Words are flowing out[00:33.964]just like the Grand Canyon[00:35.321]And I'm always out looking for[00:36.536]a female companion[00:37.144]I threw the lasso around the tallest one[00:38.744]and dragged her to the crib[00:40.88]I took off her moccasins and put on my bib[00:42.601]Wheeling and dealing[00:43.318]I make a little bit of stealing[00:44.595]I'll bring you back to the place[00:45.901]and your dress I'm peeling[00:47.247]Your body's on time and[00:48.247]your mind is appealing[00:49.586]Staring at the cracks up there[00:51.32]upon the ceiling[00:52.08]Such and such will be the bass[00:53.427]that I'm throwing[00:54.218]I'm talking to a girl telling her[00:55.877]I'm all knowing[00:56.714]She's talking to the kid[00:58.567](To the who )[00:58.792]I'm telling here every lie that[00:59.882]you know that I never did[01:01.90]Hey leadies,get funky[01:07.35]All the ladies in the house[01:11.803]The ladies,the ladies[01:14.647]Well,me in the corner[01:16.347]with a good looking daughter[01:17.686]I dropped my drawers[01:18.636]said Welcome Back Kotter[01:20.48]We were cutting up the rug[01:21.93]she started cutting up the carpet[01:22.588]In my apartment I begged[01:24.90]her please stop it[01:24.934]The gift of gab is the gift[01:26.534]that I have[01:27.54]And that girl ain't nothing[01:28.848]but a crab[01:29.570]Educated,no[01:30.788]Stupid,yep[01:31.923]And when I say stupid[01:32.920]I mean stupid fresh[01:34.255]I'm not James at 15or[01:35.504]Chachi in charge[01:36.636]I'm Adam and I'm adamant[01:37.865]about living large[01:38.834]With the white Sassoons and[01:40.119]the looks that kill[01:41.202]Making love in the back[01:42.253]of my Coupe De Ville[01:43.258](Benz )[01:43.656]I met a little cutie she was[01:45.06]all hopped up on zootie[01:46.188]I liked the little cutie[01:46.988]but I kicked her in the bootie[01:48.335]'Cause I don't kinda go for[01:49.535]that messin'around[01:50.686]You be listening to[01:51.338]my records'a number one sound[01:52.976]Step to the rhythm step[01:54.363]step to the ride[01:55.436]I've got an open mind so[01:56.487]why don't you all get inside[01:57.672]Tune in,turn on[01:58.860]to my tune that's live[01:59.995]Ladies flock like bees to a hive[02:02.348]Hey ladies,get funky[02:07.705]Hey,hey,hey,hey ladies[02:10.624](Girls,girls )[02:12.378]Hey,hey,hey,hey ladies[02:15.178](One more time )[02:15.787](Ain't it funky now )[02:16.870]Hey,hey,hey,hey,hey[02:19.670]hey,hey,hey ladies[02:22.787](Ain't it funky now )[02:25.259](You know that )[02:26.139]She's got a gold tooth[02:27.323]you know she's hardcore[02:28.423]She'll show you a good time[02:29.573]then she'll show you the door[02:30.724]Break up with your girl[02:31.917]it ended in tears[02:33.345]Vincent Van Gogh go[02:34.277]and mail that ear[02:35.685]Call her in the middle of[02:36.734]the night when I'm drinking[02:38.100]The phone booth on the corner is[02:39.300]damp and it's stinking[02:40.434]She said come on over[02:41.334]it was me that she missed[02:42.467]I threw that trash can through[02:43.417]her window 'cause you know[02:44.217]I got dissed[02:44.942]Your old lady left you[02:46.221]and you went insane[02:47.372]You blew yourself up[02:48.128]in the back of the 6train[02:49.568]Take my advice,at any price[02:51.969]A gorilla like your mother[02:53.44]is mighty weak[02:54.573]Sucking down pints till[02:55.630]I didn't know[02:57.01]Woke up in the morning[02:57.802]at the Won Ton Ho[02:59.64]'Cause I announce[03:00.129]I like girls that bounce[03:01.374]With the weight that[03:02.112]pays about a pound per ounce[03:04.06]Girls with curls[03:04.938]and big long locks[03:06.67]And beatnik chicks[03:07.166]just wearing their smocks[03:08.726]Walking high and[03:09.326]mighty like she's number one[03:11.42]She thinks she's the passionate one[03:13.123]Hey ladies,get funky[03:41.999]Hey hey hey hey ladies[03:45.608]Hey hey ladies