Jaws - Lemon Demon.mp3

[00:08.58]Jaws the shark!
[00:09.72]Lurking in the dark of the depths of sea, one day on a lark
[00:12.87]Decides to get rowdy, get real violent
[00:15.24]Takes a vay-cay up to Amity Island
[00:17.37]Sunshine lotion fun in sun
[00:19.53]Blood in the ocean, everybody run
[00:21.51]Cuz it's crazy how few ****s this shark gives
[00:23.82]He'll eat naked ladies! He'll eat little kids!
[00:25.95]Oh no!
[00:34.59]But the one thing keeping the commmunity safe
[00:36.87]is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss
[00:39.24]Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come
[00:41.31]He just wants everyone to be his chum, get it? get it
[00:45.60]The mayor don't care if the townsfolk die
[00:47.82]He doesn't want to spoil the fourth of July
[00:49.80]He's like, "Everyone cool it, and go for swim!"
[00:52.14]But holy **** here comes that fin!!
[00:54.54]JAWS IS HERE
[00:56.70]HERE IS JAWS
[00:59.67](He is a shark without a cause)
[01:01.08]He was in a movie you should watch it it's called Jaws
[01:03.30]JAWS IS HERE
[01:05.40]HERE IS JAWS
[01:07.89](He is a shark who fights the law)
[01:09.75]He was in a movie that everyone saw
[01:11.91]Long story short, the beach gets closed
[01:14.07]The mayor's like, "Okay, yeah this blows"
[01:16.26]Suddenly Jaws has got a price on his head
[01:18.24]But the wrong little shark baby ends up dead
[01:20.46]It was Jaws' little brother! Now he's pissed
[01:22.71]The mayor just shot to the top of his list
[01:24.93]He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night
[01:27.00]and he eats that ****** in a single bite
[01:29.43]Golly
[01:38.04]Now the mayor's dead, so Brody's in charge
[01:40.23]He knows the real killer is still at large
[01:42.36]So he and the Dreyfuss make a decision
[01:44.46]They're going on a mission
[01:45.63]They're gonna go FISHIN'
[01:46.89]for Jaws
[01:48.93]A man named Quint lets them use his boat
[01:50.97]on the condition that he be the one to cut Jaws' throat
[01:53.22]Cuz he was a sailor back in World War II
[01:54.99]And Jaws ate his entire crew, WOAH!
[01:57.78]JAWS IS HERE
[01:59.94]HERE IS JAWS
[02:02.64](He is a shark without a cause)
[02:04.32]He was in a movie-- a movie called Jaws!
[02:06.45]JAWS IS HERE
[02:08.67]HERE IS JAWS
[02:11.16](He is a shark who fights the law)
[02:13.02]He was in a movie that everyone saw
[02:15.09]They're out on the sea. They wait all night.
[02:17.28]Where could Jaws be? He's no where in sight.
[02:19.50]Dreyfuss decides to go down in a cage
[02:21.66]and Jaws shows up in a full on rage
[02:23.79]He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder
[02:25.89]While Dreyfuss's makes his wetsuit wetter
[02:28.14]He hides behind a rock like cowardly prick
[02:30.36]And he doesn't come back until the end of the flick
[02:32.52]Brody's like, "We're gonna need a bigger boat"
[02:34.56]So they go home and get a bigger boat
[02:36.87]The biggest boat that's ever sailed
[02:38.94]Gonna kick Jaws' ass or I guess his tail. yeah his tail
[02:42.42]but OH MY ****!
[02:43.59]Jaws jumps out and Quint gets bit!
[02:45.60]Right in half like a kit-kat bar!
[02:47.91]Up in the sky there's a shooting star
[02:49.89]That's Quint up in heaven. He's a star now
[02:52.32]Brody's angry. He's all like, "**** it"
[02:54.39]He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket
[02:56.61]Jaws' last words are, "Woah-- respect"
[02:58.86]Then he explodes and it's a pretty good effect, yeah!
[03:01.05]JAWS IS DEAD
[03:03.12]LONG LIVE JAWS
[03:05.49](He was a shark without a cause)
[03:07.59]He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws
[03:09.84]JAWS IS DEAD
[03:10.56]LONG LIVE JAWS
[03:14.25](He was a shark who fought the law)
[03:16.29]He was in a movie that everyone saw
[03:18.51](He was in a movie that everyone saw)
[03:20.73]He was in a movie that everyone saw
[03:22.74]JAWS IS DEAD
[03:24.93]LONG LIVE JAWS
[03:27.36](He was a shark without a cause)
[03:29.40]He was in a movie, called Jaws
[03:30.57]He was in a movie that everyone saw
[03:32.16](JAWS IS DEAD)
[03:32.40]At the Academy Awards
[03:33.87](LONG LIVE JAWS)
[03:35.10]He was robbed
[03:36.09](He was a shark without a cause)
[03:38.10]Sharks exist in real life, woah
[03:40.32](He was in a movie that everyone saw)
[03:42.48]Jaws is dead
[03:43.29]Long live jaws