[00:00.000] 作词 : Rich Brian[00:01.000] 作曲 : Benabe Cesar Peralta/Rich Brian[00:09.897]Let me tell a story about a boy named Brian[00:12.726]This is not a fairy tale no[00:14.021]That's not what I'm implying[00:15.100]This is really not the type rhyme writing about flexing[00:17.800]Got some bitches on the phone[00:19.021]But I'm really not replying type shit[00:20.950]With the clique[00:21.800]And we going out to get ourselves a drink[00:23.600]Took the fast lane, Mike made the pedal ****ing sink[00:26.020]Bumpin' Lil Wayne, feeling like we ain't got time to think[00:28.560]Cigarettes, feeling like we be the kings[00:31.000]Got to the party about 11:28 11:28[00:33.120]Went up to the bartender asking for some Bombay[00:35.990]No mixer, straight up so you know I'm getting wasted[00:38.780]Then I realized I ain't even bring my paper[00:41.229]Mike nowhere to be seen, losing like I'm Charlie Sheen Mike[00:43.831]Looking left and right, panicking[00:45.022]Cause now my glass is clean[00:46.377]Talking to the bartender, “Sorry sir, I'm just a teen”[00:49.136]That's when I finally met the girl of my ****ing dreams[00:51.516]Ain't no game that I play when it comes to[00:54.002]Getting that kitty out the cage for my night, go[00:56.699]Drive to the store just to buy a ****ing mattress[00:59.431]If that can mean she gonna end up on my nitrous[01:01.891]Back to the story now I'm talking to this girl[01:04.200]I’ma call her Tracy and she looking like dessert[01:06.912]She noticing that I'm stressing and she asked me what for[01:09.650]Then I told her everything and she gave me three fours[01:11.890]She said where you wanna go[01:13.121]And I told her I don't know[01:14.490]”Do you got a girlfriend”[01:16.200]That don't really matter though[01:17.150]I'm like “oh shit” thinking about[01:18.960]Where this is gonna go[01:19.990]So I proceed, man's never did this shit before[01:23.980]Back to her place now, tryna get my thing up[01:25.124]2AM, whiskeydick, 80% discount[01:28.879]So I had to go down, cruising down to poon town[01:30.489]Making sure I put the bitch’s frown on upside-down[01:32.980]Getting pretty wet, sweat running down her neck[01:35.530]And the kitty so cute, I wanna keep it as a pet[01:37.600]She so clean man that p sexy smell like honeydew zest[01:40.143]Finally getting hard so you know[01:41.800]What's finna happen next[01:43.174]Ain't no game that I play when it comes to[01:45.870]Getting that kitty out the cage for my night[01:48.460]Drive to the store just to buy a ****ing mattress[01:50.912]If that can mean she gonna end up on my nitrous[01:54.000]Struggling to put the jimmy on, turning red[01:56.460]I feel like a chameleon[01:57.820]Then she getting on top[01:59.020]And your boy started feeling hysteria[02:01.000]”Bump & Grind” playing in the stereo[02:02.910]When I told her it was my first time[02:04.872]And she told me baby it's fine I don't mind[02:06.900]Then she held my hand and it was intertwined[02:08.641]My god, it was nothing like what I had in my mind[02:11.000]Now it's time to put it in, baby, now it's prime time[02:13.890]This is where the fun begun[02:14.970]Heard her moan and I feeling like[02:16.760]I'm about to ****ing cum[02:17.700]Heard a knock[02:18.560]Now your boy has got to go and ****ing run[02:20.312]Then I made a jump, heard the loudest scream ever[02:23.020]It was from her ****ing mom[02:24.460]Called Mike on the team, said I need to leave the scene[02:27.000]He done picked me up[02:27.890]Told him about the girl that did the deed[02:29.780]Even said her name then he asked if he could take a peek[02:32.000]Jumped out his ****ing seat turns out I ****ed his sis