[00:09.840]师父又被抓走啦,这月的 KPI怎么达标?[00:13.350]妖怪的题库更新快,套路比佛法还深奥![00:17.820]八戒除了吃就会“师兄救我”,沙僧的台词只有“不好啦”![00:23.160]白龙马倒是稳,可他只会跑不会打报告![00:26.640]财神!别装不在服务区![00:28.710]出来写情况说明,要附上地图定位![00:31.410]这西天路上野怪多,个个都想刷我经验值![00:36.840]我老孙这波操作,能不能涨点功德值?[00:41.790]Oh tell me why~[00:43.740]这袈裟它不防弹,这禅杖不能开团。[00:48.630]只有我,又当 T又当输出,全年无休轮转。[00:56.010]大圣很忙,忙到头上金箍都发烫![00:58.950]From the Heaven to the West,I'm the only one who can pass the test![01:03.870]八十一难是待办清单,打不完的怪加不完的班![01:08.820]Yeah the Great Sage is LIT, butI'm tired as sh!**[01:18.810]大圣很忙…[01:29.100]Yo, Listen up![01:30.120]They call me Monkey King, the OG from the stone.[01:32.340]Went through hell and heaven, nowI'm stuck on this road.[01:34.680]Got a masterwho's a meme, always needs to be saved.[01:37.230]Team members? More like liabilities,I'm so enraged![01:39.840]化缘、探路、降妖、除魔,我一人全包![01:42.930]还得写周报:“本周感化妖王三名,情绪稳定暂无复发征兆。”[01:45.660]观音姐姐发信息:“悟空,情绪管理很重要。”[01:49.320]我回个笑脸,心里在喊:“我要放假!我要睡觉!”