Shenanigans - Stormtroopers of Death.mp3

[00:05.04]It's just another
[00:05.64]Saturday Hanging out at
[00:06.42]DBAAll I came for was whisky and a bunch of pints
[00:09.51]I have a drink or two or three
[00:10.50]And I feel like
[00:11.07]I'm on TV'
[00:11.49]Cause some girl across the bar is giving me the evil eye
[00:13.83]I make a move to see what's up and bump right into some dump jock
[00:15.90]The guy gets pissed and he throws his drink right in my face
[00:18.18]Well now he started, but
[00:18.90]I'll finish
[00:19.26]But first
[00:19.53]I'll have another
[00:20.07]GuinnessFighting's such a boring thing
[00:21.39]I gave it up,
[00:21.93]I always win
[00:23.25]Ask me how
[00:23.64]I sleep at night
[00:25.11]This is how
[00:26.13]I live my life
[00:27.60]Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
[00:30.03]Don't tell me how to live my life!
[00:34.77]Another guy, another day.
[00:35.94]Why won't this guy just go away
[00:37.05]Talk my ear off and
[00:38.22]I don't want to smell your breath
[00:39.21]You like my band,
[00:39.75]I understand
[00:40.38]When you say, "I love you man"
[00:41.52]Can't I have just a minute to go take a piss?
[00:43.86]The he asks me if
[00:44.43]I'm saved
[00:44.67]And do I walk with
[00:45.33]God each day
[00:45.93]No way man,
[00:46.89]I have always been down with sin
[00:48.09]He tells me
[00:48.36]God loves all of us as
[00:49.35]I get back on the bus'
[00:50.13]Cause God just told me
[00:51.12]I was gonna get my **** sucked!
[00:52.02]Good for you, you're born again
[00:52.59]Yuppie Young
[00:52.83]Republican
[00:53.13]Ask me how
[00:53.46]I sleep at night
[00:55.98]This is how
[00:56.19]I live my life
[00:58.56]Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
[00:59.76]Don't tell me how to live my life!
[01:13.02]Being straight makes you happy
[01:15.00]Stay the **** away from me
[01:28.53]So you're gay, oh happy day
[01:30.99]And you don't smoke, that's just great
[01:33.60]And eating meat, oh
[01:34.47]God forbid
[01:35.79]You'll be more fun when you're dead
[01:45.75]Another time, far away,
[01:47.04]I'm in Tampa,
[01:47.64]FLAI saw my friends and we went out and got really drunk
[01:50.28]Got in the car and drove aroundand passed the
[01:51.75]Yankees training ground
[01:52.56]We drove up close and then
[01:53.88]I went and hopped the fence
[01:54.81]I ran around the bases twice and thought the on-deck mat was nice
[01:56.97]I put it back though and ran back out to meet my friends
[01:59.25]The cops were there, they saw the tape
[02:00.21]Straight to jail at any rate
[02:01.38]Three month later
[02:02.25]Howard Stern got
[02:02.85]George to drop the case!
[02:03.45]Ask me how
[02:04.71]I sleep at night
[02:06.18]This is how
[02:07.17]I live my life
[02:08.97]Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
[02:11.01]Don't tell me how to live my life!