[00:00.00] 作曲 : Michael Friedman[00:02.09][00:08.10]Washington crossed the Delaware River[00:10.11]Washington acted like a Rock Star[00:11.96]Washington made America deliver[00:13.96]Washington tried to be a Rock Star[00:16.15]But all the fame that he had won[00:18.37]it wasn't really any fun[00:20.28]Soon the people started turning[00:22.77]Whoa-oa-oa[00:24.11]That boy who couldn't tell a lie[00:26.11]two terms and then he said goodbye[00:28.23]Georgie went back to Mount Vernon[00:30.57]WHOOOOOOO[00:31.93]Why don't you just shoot me in the head[00:33.93]'Cause you know I'd be better off dead[00:35.97]if there's really no place in America[00:38.23]for a celebrity of the first rank.[00:40.64]Ladies and Gentlemen, Governor Andrew Jackson!! Yea![00:46.90]That's right mother *******. Jackson's back. One,two,three...[00:51.27]John Adams tried to be an American idol[00:53.42]Jefferson tried to be a Rock Star[00:55.42]Madison tried to make the President vital[00:57.45]and James Monroe was a Douche Bag[00:59.63]The story always ends the same[01:01.58]It's hard to handle all that fame[01:03.88]You don't really have it in you[01:06.22]Whoa-oa-oa[01:07.66]There's no place in Democracy[01:09.55]For your brand of Aristocracy[01:11.56]Take that ***** back to Virginia[01:14.29](Or Massachusetts Be-yotch!)([01:15.24]Why don't you just shoot me in the head[01:17.39]'cause you know I'd be better off dead[01:19.28]if there's really no place in America[01:21.79]for a celebrity of the first rank.[01:25.02]You can't just be a founding father[01:27.70]Would you like to see my stimulus package?[01:29.06]When everybody wants you to be their father[01:33.02]You can't just be a founding father[01:34.31]I'm going to fill you with populajism([01:40.94]Why don't you just shoot me in the head[01:43.02]Cause you know I'd be better off dead[01:44.93]If there's really no place in America[01:47.42]For a celebrity of the first rank.[01:49.04]Why don't you just shoot me in the head(You can't just be a founding father)[01:50.98]Cause you know I'd be better off dead[01:52.82]If there's really no place in America(When everybody wants you to be their father)[01:55.42]For a celebrity of the first rank.(Whoa-oa-oa)[01:57.09]Why don't you just shoot me in the head(You can't just be a founding father)[01:58.98]Cause you know I'd be better off dead[02:00.82]If there's really no place in America(Cause everybody needs you to be their father)[02:03.34]For a celebrity of the first rank.(Whoa--)[02:04.72]Why don't you just shoot me in the head[02:06.76]Cause you know I'd be better off dead[02:08.72]If there's really no place in America[02:11.17]For a celebrity of the first rank.[02:12.81]Why don't you just shoot me in the head[02:14.67]Cause you know I'd be better off dead[02:16.55]If there's really no place in America[02:19.02]For a celebrity of the first rank.