[00:00.000] 作词 : Aaron Raitiere/Ashley McBryde/Benjy Davis/Brandy Clark/Connie Harrington/Nicolette Hayford[00:01.000] 作曲 : Aaron Raitiere/Ashley McBryde/Benjy Davis/Brandy Clark/Connie Harrington/Nicolette Hayford[00:08.712]There's a three-legged beagle who lays there spread eagle[00:13.700]On the driveway outside Patti's trailer[00:19.012]He looks like he's sleepin', but he knows she's dealin'[00:24.328]And that she's been bonin' the neighbor[00:29.122]There's a mean little poodle we call Cranky Doodle[00:34.436]Ridin' high in Lynnette's Vera Bradley[00:39.513]He'll take to the grave that her husband is gay[00:44.571]'Cause Doodle likes chewin' his panties[00:48.018][00:48.559]If these dogs could talk, they'd sure tell on you[00:59.170]We're all lucky barkin' is all they can do[01:09.010]They dig up your secrets, they know all your trash[01:14.605]The tales they could tell, the tongues they could wag[01:19.415]God knows what they'd say, might ruin your day[01:24.681]If these dogs could talk[01:28.677][01:29.761]There's a brown mutt named Patience, she's always waitin'[01:34.742]For scraps outside of the diner[01:40.248]Leroy is servin', one thing's for certain[01:45.310]A hamburger steak always finds her[01:50.126]He may be a meth head who smokes up his paycheck[01:55.720]But everyone needs a best friend[02:00.959]She may be blind, but she sees him just fine[02:05.212]And don't care what they say about him[02:08.890][02:09.699]If these dogs could talk, they'd sure tell on you[02:20.085]We're all lucky barkin' is all they can do[02:30.133]They dig up your secrets, they know all your trash[02:35.457]The tales they could tell, the tongues they could wag[02:40.240]God knows what they'd say, might ruin your day[02:45.821]If these dogs could talk[02:47.946][02:49.304]They could sniff out the cheaters and point out the liars[02:54.813]Shit on their lawns and piss on their tires[03:00.095]They can smell kindness, so maybe be kinder[03:05.161]And don't even think about kickin' one[03:09.679][03:31.786]They dig up your secrets, they know all your trash[03:37.113]The tales they could tell, the tongues they could wag[03:41.893]God knows what they'd say, might ruin your day[03:47.193]If these dogs could talk[03:50.677][03:52.205]God knows what they'd say, might make someone's day[03:57.783]If these dogs could talk