[00:00.000] 作词 : John Mescall[00:01.000] 作曲 : Oliver McGill[00:02.000] 编曲 : Oliver McGill[00:03.080]Set fire to your hair[00:05.386]Poke a stick at a grizzly bear[00:09.944]Eat medicine that’s out of date[00:14.699]Use your private parts as piranha bait[00:18.698]Dumb ways to die[00:21.997]So many dumb ways to die[00:25.869]Dumb ways to die[00:28.356]So many dumb ways to die[00:34.298]Get your toast out with a fork[00:37.326]Do your own electrical work[00:41.306]Teach yourself how to fly[00:45.596]Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie[00:49.826]Dumb ways to die[00:54.100]So many dumb ways to die[00:57.296]Dumb ways to die[01:00.642]So many dumb ways to die[01:05.575]Invite a psycho killer inside[01:07.001]Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride[01:11.203]Take your helmet off in outer space[01:15.510]Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place[01:19.334]Dumb ways to die[01:23.263]So many dumb ways to die[01:27.968]Dumb ways to die[01:31.102]So many dumb ways to die[01:36.994]Keep a rattlesnake as a pet[01:37.765]Sell both your kidneys on the Internet[01:41.631]Eat a tube of superglue[01:45.622]“I wonder what’s this red button do?”[01:50.066]Dumb ways to die[01:52.602]So many dumb ways to die[01:57.292]Dumb ways to die[02:01.159]So many dumb ways to die[02:08.881]Dress up like a moose during hunting season[02:15.173]Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason[02:20.270]Stand on the edge of a train station platform[02:24.851]Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing[02:30.774]Run across the tracks between the platforms[02:32.566]They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly[02:35.590]The dumbest ways to die[02:40.472]Dumbest ways to die[02:43.565]Dumbest ways to die[02:48.274]So many dumb[02:52.786]So many dumb ways to die