We'll Be Right Back (Deltarune Tenna Song) (feat. The Stupendium) - LongestSoloEver/The Stupendium.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Dean Dimarzo/Gregory James Holgate
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Dean Dimarzo/Gregory James Holgate
[00:00.000]The sensation of your screen
[00:01.806]The show that makes you scream
[00:03.662]Say it with him, folks!
[00:05.117]ITS! T!V! TIME!
[00:06.581]Straight from your house, we’re LIVE!
[00:08.167]in COLOR! with our own in-studio audience, just the way it oughta be
[00:11.121]and the folks at home, the real star of the show
[00:12.724]you keep our ratings high, [and our overhead low!]
[00:14.634]hey there, Doctor Tennaville, what’s the prescription?
[00:16.708]every prize our cadoos and cadettes could be winning?
[00:18.482]it’s a brand new car! a plush toy of your friend, and some floral bath curtains
[00:21.577][can’t get that from an egg!]
[00:22.348]Hey Mike! hit the lights, show ‘em all the grand prize
[00:24.153]that your groovy never glooby mediator of the movie
[00:26.259]so benevolently rendered for your ever-entertainment
[00:27.914]to obtain it, all you gotta do is play play play!
[00:30.362]so let me be your TV guide, and keep providing,
[00:32.200]all your time undivided
[00:33.614]every hour on the hour, ‘nother show to be devoured, keep you hooked with all the power that the censor will allow
[00:37.484]that’s not all! it’s time for our feature presentation!
[00:39.439]grab a snack, grab a soda, cause you need to stay awake
[00:41.177]a little longer, need your help to keep the ratings stronger
[00:43.070]are you having fun yet? just sing along now
[00:45.600][I]
[00:46.506]can’t hear you, say a little louder
[00:46.959][love]
[00:47.622]that’s right, just don’t stop those smiles!
[00:48.882][TV]
[00:49.839]that’s the magic word!
[00:50.629]i tell you, i could hear that 99 more times
[00:52.660]Sit right down and stay for a while
[00:54.313]now don’t you dare touch that dial
[00:56.757]We’re broadcasting live to you,
[00:58.004]it’s all for you, the idiot box is back in style
[01:00.545]Each game and show is action packed
[01:02.364]just play along with the laugh track
[01:04.252]stick around for the marathon
[01:05.776]don’t go nowhere, cause we’ll be right back
[01:07.854]yeah, just make sure you put the airholes in there. That would be bad.
[01:11.126]but wait there’s more! come back! why spend your time scrolling
[01:13.328]there’s a world of fun to get to know on your remote controller
[01:15.278]social media’s greedy, and wikipedia’s seedy
[01:16.942]just grab a friend and PBS and you can learn on your TV!
[01:18.940]there’s game shows, quiz shows, shows for no reason!
[01:20.879]while your streamers leave you hanging cancel after just a season
[01:22.766]let me help you fall asleep with your favorite programs
[01:24.551]wakin’ up with infomercials 3 o’clock in the AM
[01:26.562]call now! i’m making a one time deal today
[01:28.284]you better act now, the offer’s going away
[01:30.103]we’ve got QVC! why shop online?
[01:31.946]like this kitchen sink fur guard, cryin’ for a buyin’
[01:34.136]never buffer, never suffer another meme from your mother
[01:36.005]of the little yellow fellows interrupting your comfort
[01:37.780]this media is curated, it’s safe and TV-G rated
[01:39.660]thinking twice if you imply that a device could replace it
[01:41.730]i’m man’s best friend! i’m better than email!
[01:43.576]just bask in the cathode glow
[01:45.207]detail’s overrated, who needs widescreen? HD?
[01:47.645]You can see it all in 4 by 3
[01:49.358]Sit right down and stay for a while
[01:51.131]now don’t you dare touch that dial
[01:53.411]We’re broadcasting live to you,
[01:54.726]it’s all for you, the idiot box is back in style
[01:57.190]Each game and show is action packed
[01:59.056]just play along with the laugh track
[02:00.973]stick around for the marathon
[02:02.310]don’t go nowhere,
[02:04.717]And now a word from our sponsor
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[02:11.481]EAHAEHAEHA.
[02:12.099]Tenna! Buddy! Maybe take a shave because you’re -
[02:13.967]Getting fuzzy! Bet that telethon aint making-Any money!
[02:16.694]Do they get reception in the-
[02:17.654]Cemetery?
[02:18.622][ASK ABOUT OUR RETIREMENT PLANS]
[02:19.635]You’re like a TV dinner! [not consumed]
[02:21.401]Maybe if you checked the Mike
[02:22.401]you’d see the dot com boom
[02:23.337]Descending into frame - ending of an age - refreshing the page
[02:25.226]Betting on the elderly
[02:26.163][does not compute]
[02:27.167]Take aim! Rotting the brainwaves for payday!
[02:29.004]Mayday! Sure it was great in your heyday
[02:30.898]Waylaid – now the domain’s mine to lay claim
[02:32.771][OHH, BUT LET’S HAVE A LOOK AT WHAT YOU COULD HAVE WON!]
[02:34.803]You gotta face reality [TV] - all the kids are in the queue for my VC
[02:37.998]Caught up in the net – [YOUR TEARS ARE STREAMING]
[02:39.862]Netflix & [CHILDREN’S ENTERTAINMENT] [NOT ANOTHER COCOMELON]*
[02:42.498]Whoa mama, what the heck is that thing?
[02:44.098]just a rat in the net, washed up, has-been?
[02:45.841]stay away from our prize, we’ve made it this far
[02:47.716]everything’s going perfectly, …what was that in the dark?
[02:50.992]…eh, it’s probably nothing.
[02:53.402]Sit right down and stay for a while
[02:54.995]now don’t you dare touch that dial
[02:57.152]We’re broadcasting live to you,
[02:58.643]it’s all for you, the idiot box is back in style
[03:00.931]Each game and show is action packed
[03:02.772]just play along with the laugh track
[03:04.632]stick around for the marathon
[03:06.377]don’t go nowhere, cause we’ll be right back
[03:09.281](Thanks for watching)
[03:10.461]so stay and believe in the TV
[03:10.921](TV time will be right back at next week)
[03:12.747]you’re already seated, enjoying the show
[03:14.087](Friday at 10:00 am (9 central) on LSC)
[03:16.544]so promise that you’ll never leave me
[03:18.559](See you next time.)
[03:20.723](I-I will see you, right?)
[03:22.754](You're comming back?)
[03:23.826]forgotten again, I don’t want you to go
[03:24.509](PLEASE?)