[00:00.00] 作词 : Larry Muggerud/Louis Freese[00:00.12] 作曲 : Larry Muggerud/Louis Freese[00:00.24]Hello I'm dr greenthumb[00:01.41]Have you ever had the problem of running out of weed[00:02.73]And just can't find some anywhere[00:03.99]Well try my dr greenthumb grow tips[00:04.65]I'll show you how to grow inside and out[00:05.40]From seed to clone and the best homegrown[00:06.39]And if you're afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the sky[00:07.65]No worries well fix them too[00:08.37]With one of our dr greenthumb sizzlean screens[00:09.12]To block the nosy pigs vision[00:09.81]Don't believe me[00:10.32]Just ask one of my many satisfied clients here jed sanders[00:11.76]How well it works[00:12.18]Hyuh hyuh hello mah name is jaid[00:12.72]And ahm a farmer and I've been growin[00:13.59]Mary jah wana fer about twenty years and uhh[00:14.49]Uhh with dr greenthumbs sizzlean screen[00:15.06]I don't hafta point my shotgun[00:16.07]At them pesky porkers no more[00:16.77]Thanks dr green you're tha shit[00:17.37]Yes dr greenthumbs got it all I guarantee it[00:18.18]Try my book and you'll have the chronic in no time[00:19.32]*lighter flicks*dial 1 800 713 grow[00:19.83]*inhaling noise*that's 1 800 *cough cough**inhale*[00:20.31]*lighter flicks*713 *cough cough*[00:20.52]G *inhale*r *inhale*o w[00:21.06]Hello dr greenthumb paging dr greenthumb[00:21.84]Hello my name is dr greenthumb[00:22.41]Id like to tell you just where I'm from[00:23.22]In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields[00:24.27]The ****ing pigs with shields holding the blue steels[00:25.29]Greenhouse effect with the weed connect[00:26.31]Doctor[00:26.61]Dea can't keep greenthumb in check[00:27.12]Doctor[00:27.33]Hps god bless the whole crop[00:28.86]Please god don't let me see no cops[00:31.77]Trunkload ready to hit the highway[00:33.54]Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way[00:35.85]Or we gonna have big trouble that's no shit[00:38.13]Can't be growin without no permit[00:40.44]But **** that I study the 215 trip[00:42.63]That way when they come they can suck my d**k[00:45.33] weed can't grow without attention[00:47.43]Hello my name is dr greenthumb[00:49.74]Hello my name is dr greenthumb[00:52.02]Hello my name is dr greenthumb[00:54.27]Id like to tell you just where I'm from[00:56.79]Hello my name is dr greenthumb[00:58.95]Hello my name is dr greenthumb[01:01.32]Hello my name is dr greenthumb[01:03.54]Id like to tell you just where I'm from[01:06.15]Aiyyo dr greenthumb come on back one time[01:08.13]People can't live without the herb man[01:10.35]If not theyd be drinkin and drivin and swervin[01:12.57]But thanks to dr greenthumb weed grow[01:14.94]In the backyard or inside with hydro[01:17.16]To the cush plant brushin a tangerine dream[01:19.77]Tasty blowin a ****ing smokescreen[01:22.02]Cycles of weed are constantly grown[01:24.30]Somebody give me the razor to cut groves[01:26.70]Id like to stop but it feels so good[01:29.01]Horny plants stinkin up my whole neighborhood[01:31.32]Sticky angel I wanna leave it alone[01:33.39]But never ever ever gotta worry from my home[01:35.94]What that funny sound knockin at the door[01:38.25]Open up its the dea[01:38.94]Sorry greenthumb can't talk no more[01:40.53]Please don't follow me into the sun[01:42.87]Hello my name is dr greenthumb[01:46.92]Chorus 1 2[01:54.12]Out from the lab no need for rehab[01:56.70]If I can't drive then call me a cab[01:58.86]Ese[01:59.07]In my closet the weed is dried out[02:01.14]Like eiht said ain't no place to hide out[02:03.66]I don't wanna buy no weed from no cop[02:06.00]Get knocked up and they close up my shop[02:08.28]That's why I buy no weed from no one[02:10.59]That's why they call me dr greenthumb[02:13.68]The scientifical mystical one[02:15.54]Growin my crops with the rays of the sun[02:17.58]Come one come all and see how its done[02:19.83]If you see the pigs there's no need to run[02:22.08]Cause some of these pigs are down with greenthumb[02:24.33]But you never know what be the outcome[02:26.76]You see the photo in the album[02:28.98]The weed is growin like my e******n[02:31.38]Look I never told you where I was from[02:33.60]Some call me real but I'm dr greenthumb[02:35.52]Dr greenthumb[02:37.08]Doctor your bulova plant needs special tending to[02:42.69]Doctor we need more oxygen we need more co2[02:47.37]Doctor dr greenthumb you're needed[02:50.73]Doctor dahyahahahhh doctor