[00:00.00] 作词 : Peter Straus/Paul Tibbitt[00:00.50] 作曲 : Peter Straus/Paul Tibbitt[00:01.00] I thought that I had everybody on my side[00:03.75]But I went and blew it all sky high[00:07.83]And now she won't even spare a passing glance[00:11.91]All just because I ripped my pants[00:15.87]When big Larry came 'round just to put him down[00:19.80]Spongebob turned into a clown[00:23.70]And no girl ever wants to dance[00:27.30]With a fool who went and ripped his pants[00:31.53]I know I shouldn't mock around, I shouldn't curse[00:35.13]But the pain feels so much worse[00:39.21]'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun[00:42.93]Then a burn from the sun or sand in your buns[00:51.21]Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget[00:54.87]So listen and you won't regret[00:58.56]Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance[01:02.58]And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants