[00:00.000] 作词 : Jesse Welles[00:00.000] 作曲 : Jesse Welles[00:00.000][00:02.700]he lost his rosy cheeks[00:05.012]and his cute little belly[00:07.050]he's been living on a yacht he's kinda sweaty and smelly[00:11.272]Mrs. Claus left in 90's Rodolf's gone[00:17.204]Santa Claus's Amazon[00:20.886]he left the North Pole he said it's too damn cold[00:24.684]he went where labour is cheap and the taxes are low[00:28.135]and if you saw his list it make you kinda nervous[00:32.138]Alexa send my data up to customer service[00:35.375]this ain't no milk and cookie thing[00:37.471]the man's got a ambition[00:39.156]he's been stirring up the coco with the Fedral Trade Commission[00:42.566]he's been bustin' the Unions[00:45.353]trade with elks and slaves[00:46.592]make mountains of trash[00:47.962]dumps it out in the bay[00:49.982]dancer and (pancer) and donner and blazer[00:53.343]Nora waiting on the ???(porman?) barely making the livin'[00:57.010]he traded in his slaves for a big blue van[01:00.610]lt's got a logo on the side looks like a funky banana[01:04.621]woooo~[01:06.205]he cut his big beard[01:08.746]gave up being jolly[01:10.537]he's been (decorating) the house with something different than Holly[01:14.860]he bought the Washington Post[01:16.717]still can (get a breathe)[01:18.971]Santa Claus's name is Jeff alright[01:22.867]Santa Claus's Amazon(觉得歌词好玩有趣就做了,但是碍于水平有限,好几处听不出来,希望有大佬把歌词做出来)