Geek - MC Chris.mp3

[00:09.39]Stop pickin on me,
[00:11.70]because I'm a geek.
[00:14.13]I'm strange to you,
[00:16.38]you're strange to me.
[00:18.90]Well, one of these days
[00:21.33]I'm gonna pack heat,
[00:23.64]your brains on the wall,
[00:26.01]my face, my face on tv.
[00:28.77]They dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder.
[00:31.17]Sand kickers comin' sixty clicks upon the sonar.
[00:33.57]They're gonna fold me over like a trapper keeper folder.
[00:35.94]If this was D&D, you'd see me jump into a portal.
[00:38.25]I'm a geek,
[00:39.24]spelled G double E K.
[00:40.47]I meet my boys in the ba*************t about every day.
[00:42.84]A card table, comic books and cans of coke
[00:45.36]that we blow out of our nose after a Star Wars joke.
[00:47.64]We got style:
[00:49.14]tape on our glasses, zits on our faces, and hair on our asses.
[00:52.62]*************ny shoes, belt buckles and pocket protectors,
[00:55.17]tricked out back packs like my main man Venkman's.
[00:57.39]We got problems, namely the jocks:
[00:59.91]the SUV suckers with class rings on their *************s.
[01:02.22]Otherwise known as the mother******s touchin the tit.
[01:04.41]If I was Wolverine, you'd hear my knuckles go, snikt.
[01:06.90]I'm not perfect, the before picture of Peter Parker,
[01:09.45]always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles.
[01:11.85]I got brains, ************* B's and C's,
[01:14.10]I got a grade point average higher than Hendrix on New Year's Eve.
[01:16.95]Stop pickin on me,
[01:18.96]because I'm a geek.
[01:23.85]I'm strange to you,
[01:24.66]you're strange to me.
[01:26.07]Well, one of these days
[01:28.56]I'm gonna pack heat,
[01:30.87]your brains on the wall,
[01:33.27]my face, my face on tv.
[01:36.18]Don't ************* with a geek, just cuz he got a gift.
[01:38.22]You get in my way ************* you get a Vulcan neck pinch.
[01:40.59]One night I didn't go to sleep, up playin' risk.
[01:43.05]At dawn, I won, got global dominance,
[01:45.39]but it in the hallway it's completely different *************t.
[01:47.70]Can't get my locker open and my pants are always split.
[01:50.13]Can't seem to catch a ride,
[01:51.48]can't ever get a date,
[01:52.68]but in my mind 7 of 9 thinks I'm great.
[01:55.17]Prom night bites, primadonnas prevail.
[01:57.39]I'm at home reciting lines from the Holy Grail.
[01:59.70]Stuffed nose, and some swollen glands.
[02:02.16]Never been kissed, never been holding hands,
[02:04.53]just bust my biscuits over Britney in a bubble bath.
[02:07.50]Darth Vader with inhalers in case my lungs collapse.
[02:09.81]The dragon died from heart attack, you may advance,
[02:13.14]and yo, I upped your armor class.
[02:14.49]Being a geek it aint so bad,
[02:16.74]I can't get laid, I got japanime stashed,
[02:19.05]and a mind jam packed with sci fi facts.
[02:21.54]Dreadnoughts rock, dinobots kick ass!
[02:54.90]Stop pickin on me,
[02:57.36]because I'm a geek.
[02:59.79]I'm strange to you,
[03:02.07]you're strange to me.
[03:04.50]Well, one of these days
[03:06.96]I'm gonna pack heat,
[03:09.30]your brains on the wall,
[03:11.70]my face, my face on tv.