[00:00.000] 作词 : Austin Davis[00:00.310] 作曲 : Austin Davis[00:00.621]Michael: Everything is wrong! The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression[00:07.974]Dwight: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out"?[00:12.896]Michael: Dwight, you ignorant slut![00:47.440]I've been rushing, running, talking[00:52.525]****ing ticket for jaywalking[00:57.861]I've been haunting this hotel for too long[01:09.189]You've been crushing cigarettes[01:14.003]And ****ing holding my sweaty hands[01:20.230]I don't know what to say but I'm happy[01:30.687]So hey, let's chill in the parking lot[01:41.925]And say "Puddle Splashers changed my life"[01:52.689]And if we stand still long enough[01:55.431]The sun will move around us[02:03.702]And if I feel like this again, I swear if I feel like this again[02:08.489]I'll ****ing explode[02:28.175]And everyone in my town has found and used the easy way out[02:48.303]Not me[02:53.280]I'm not you[02:59.104]Not me[03:04.259]I'm not you[03:10.037]Not me[03:15.119]I'm not you[03:20.959]Not me[03:26.055]I'm not you[03:32.568]Not me[03:36.934]I'm not you