[00:04.220]hey boys,we love all of you[00:06.471]but this song is for a few special men[00:09.974]the ones who ignited our flames[00:12.477]who opened our eyes[00:14.980]and who first taught us how to be turely horny[00:18.984]I was in seventh grade[00:21.736]watching TRL[00:23.738]when I had the feeling I never felt[00:26.923]It was Carson Daly in enormous jeans[00:30.135]and the black nails I'd ever seen[00:33.492]I got upon the couch[00:37.146]and I koncked my first one out[00:40.649]1996, I first heard MmmBop[00:43.897]started get sweaty in my thermal top[00:47.182]Taylor Hanson's lips[00:48.956]and his long blonde hair[00:50.767]the most gorgeous woman anywhere[00:54.080]and that's how I could tell (could tell)[00:57.860]that I was gay as hell[01:01.731]you lit the spark inside of me[01:04.139]you set my teeny tiny boobies free[01:07.377]yeah,we never met and we never will[01:11.343]but I thank you still[01:12.695]cause I first got horny to you[01:18.469]my guy was hot as hell[01:19.633]a real authority[01:21.527]It was Mr.Sheffield from The Nanny[01:24.945]he was so refined[01:26.826]it made me insane[01:28.686]but I still don't know that actor's name[01:31.960]I look him up on my phone[01:35.334]just a second while it loads[01:39.749]……[01:43.406]Charles Shaughnessy[01:45.723][01:48.045]Okay, now it's me[01:49.501]mine is pretty bad[01:51.784]it's those guys who killed their mom and dad[01:54.306]the Menendez brothers[01:56.800]they were cute and young[01:58.489]I think Eric was the hotter one[02:01.378]Vanessa,this is on TV[02:04.293]Oh,right[02:05.231]then I'll say JTT[02:08.597]you lit the spark inside of me[02:11.698]you were my porn in 1993[02:14.704]and I never saw you without a shirt[02:18.818]but hey it still worked[02:20.619]cause I first got horny to you[02:23.325]I came alive back in '94[02:25.417]I fell for a carnivore[02:26.991]that's right[02:27.789]the cool teen son from Dinosaurs[02:29.476]I would sit on my hands and scoot to a man in a lizard suit[02:36.679]you lit the spark inside of me[02:38.886]you taught me how to inspire just for me[02:42.310]I would steal a pillow[02:45.375]put it down[02:46.044]and just go to town[02:47.588]when I first got horny to you[02:51.011]yeah~yeah~yeah~so horny,yeah[02:54.348]when I first got horny to you[02:58.166]yeah~yeah~yeah~~~~[03:00.289]when I first got horny to you