The Time We Faced Doom (Skit) - MF DOOM.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : MF DOOM
[00:03.852]When this reporter babe get here
[00:05.350]She gon' be on our tip, man
[00:06.875]You know she gon' wanna write about me and my man here
[00:09.625]All kind of long articles and stuff
[00:10.626](Flash message top secret ultra)
[00:12.876]Yeah, and when she does, and she puts his picture in the paper
[00:15.622]That's gonna be the end, secret exposed
[00:18.124]His face, for everyone to see man (ears only)
[00:19.375]That's the wack, you know
[00:21.273]Yo, man, what the f*ck you talkin' 'bout, man?
[00:23.016]That's gon' get my man big fame, man
[00:25.017](Arrange temporary transfer this agency) Cash money too
[00:26.519]Yo, but what about money? Yeah
[00:27.767]If I do this interview (Metal Face DOOM)
[00:29.264]Will, you know, will I get paid for it? (Your concurrence in the above is assumed)
[00:31.939]Hell yeah, man You gon' get G's
[00:33.690]Yo, where do you get your information from?
[00:36.190]"You're gonna get paid,"
[00:36.930]You don't get paid for an interview and shit (notify MF, KMD, GYP)
[00:38.689]You don't get paid for that (CM effective immediately)
[00:39.689]Yeah, he'll come out in it, but he's not gonna get money
[00:41.439]Yeah, but that's true, what he said, man
[00:43.693]I don't, I don't want my pictures in the papers, man
[00:45.820]Look, man, I know how the publicity machine works (top secret ultra end of message)
[00:47.324]You're gonna get cash money for this
[00:48.824]You might not get the money, like, right now
[00:52.574]But you gon' have money like Barry White, man
[00:55.065]You can do all kind of crazy shit you wanna do
[00:58.490]When you get this publicity, man
[00:59.494]
[01:01.246]Um
[01:03.245]Huh
[01:03.746]
[01:05.994]Now, who will be the first to tell me of a past adventure?
[01:06.995]
[01:10.997](I ain't sayin' nothing)
[01:11.488]
[01:13.247]Why don't you tell him about the time we faced Doom?
[01:14.246]
[01:15.387]Alright
[01:16.890]Well as I remember, Doom had threatened the world leaders
[01:20.138]With destruction of every major city on earth
[01:20.641]
[01:28.140]Headquarters
[01:28.641]
[01:29.386]Good evening
[01:29.891]
[01:30.634]Would you believe it? It's Doom on the phone
[01:34.477]What's on your evil mind
[01:34.984]
[01:35.737]Hold your insulting tongue and mark my words well
[01:39.474]I have plotted my revenge on you, now I shall have it
[01:44.216]Bid farewell to your friends
[01:44.724]
[01:46.473]Doom hates us all
[01:48.222]But in his warped mind, he has a personal score to settle with me
[02:00.726]
[02:01.966]Operation Doomsday