The Murders in the Rue Morgue (feat. Steve Balsamo & Eric Woolfson) - Eric Woolfson/Steve Balsamo.mp3

[00:00.782](Extra, extra, read all about it!)
[00:04.901]Morgue, super good!
[00:09.140]They found another victim but she's barely alive
[00:11.772](Murder! Murder!)
[00:14.575]She must have known who done it but she didn't survive
[00:17.275](Murder! Murder!)
[00:20.445]There might have been a dozen, but they think there's only two
[00:23.269](Murder! Murder! Read all about it!)
[00:26.172]They might have spoken Russian but we haven't got a clue
[00:29.010]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[00:31.832]Murder, murder!
[00:34.761]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[00:37.617]Murder, murder!
[00:40.567]They didn't force the windows and they didn't break the doors
[00:43.431](Murder! Murder!)
[00:46.339]There's blood upon the celing and a razor on the floor
[00:49.189](Murder! Murder!)
[00:51.964]Somebody heard an argument, somebody heard a crash
[00:54.969](Murder! Murder!)
[00:57.857]They didn't touch the jewelry, they didn't steal the cash
[01:00.793]They broke up all the funiture, smash smash smash!
[01:03.606]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[01:06.388]Murder, murder!
[01:09.297]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[01:12.097]Murder, murder!
[01:14.899]By a process of deduction I have come to the conclusion
[01:17.878]The crime is not committed, and the murder an illusion
[01:20.630]The body's a reality and not destroyed by spirits
[01:23.646]But whatever must have happened, it was over in minutes
[01:26.588]Police have got a problem, they don't know where to look
[01:29.235]They need to find a suspect to get them off the hook
[01:32.251]Although it's plainly obvious, they cannot understand
[01:35.156]That the criminal was no ordinary man
[01:38.142]The perpetrator just slipped through their hands
[01:41.008]They found the mother lying in the middle of the room
[01:43.769](Ghastly! Murder!)
[01:46.762]The daughter in the chimney stack stuck up like a broom
[01:49.385](Murder! Murder!)
[01:52.527]The police are getting nowhere, they don't know what to do
[01:55.220](Murder! Murder!)
[01:58.178]They even asked a psychic, but nothing's coming through
[02:00.997]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[02:03.827]Murder, murder!
[02:06.754]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[02:09.616]Murder, murder!
[02:12.494]They might be still in hiding, they might be on the run
[02:15.435](Murder! Murder!)
[02:18.298]They're trying to find the motive but they've only just begun
[02:21.173](Murder! Murder!)
[02:23.983]They've guarded off the neighborhood, no one can get through
[02:26.866](Murder! Murder!)
[02:29.769]They haven't found a footprint, they haven't found a shoe
[02:32.766]They're all completely baffled, it's a fine how-to-do!
[02:35.586]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[02:38.269]Murder, murder!
[02:41.331]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[02:44.106]Murder, murder!
[02:46.865]By the clarity of reason I have come to my decision
[02:49.746]Though the facts are unequivocal, they tend to blur the vision
[02:52.839]An exit was impossible, the lock had not been fiddled
[02:55.706]Though the motive was invisible, the riddle was unriddled
[02:58.510]In light of comprehension by a process of deduction
[03:01.304]We eliminate impossible and end up with instruction
[03:04.397]For, sure as my name is Auguste Dupin
[03:07.168]The criminal was an orangutan
[03:10.274]Morgue, super good! Orangutan!
[03:12.966]The animal escaped from the clutches of its master
[03:15.650]Who chased him through the town, but the animal was faster
[03:18.658]He got in through a window, quite how, it doesn't matter
[03:21.228]Then it found an open razor and alarmed them with a clatter
[03:24.267]The ladies must have screamed in their terror and their dread
[03:27.229]And it flailed its arms--slash, slash, slash--they were dead!
[03:30.166]But the fingerprint it left was by no human hand
[03:32.774]For the murderer was an orangutan
[03:35.792]Yes the muderer was an orangutan!
[03:38.724]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[03:41.577]Murder, murder!
[03:44.469]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[03:47.353]Murder, murder
[03:50.332]With every possibility the police are off the hook
[03:53.094](Murder! Murder!)
[03:56.011]They couldn't solve the mystery, they want to close the book
[03:58.821](Murder! Murder!)
[04:01.769]It might be still in hiding or it might be on the run
[04:04.515](Murder! Murder!)
[04:07.500]But then they caught a suspect, their found was nearly done
[04:10.461]They thought it was all over then they find another one!
[04:13.224]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[04:15.879]Murder, murder!
[04:19.013]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[04:21.836]Murder, murder!
[04:24.903]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!
[04:27.550]Murder, murder!
[04:30.488]Murder, murder, in the Rue Morgue!