[00:00.730] Oh,Gareth,I try so hard to please her.[00:03.210] I invade a kingdom for a jewel,[00:04.760] I respect her vow of chastity,[00:06.380] And yet every day I have to hear it over and over again.[00:11.480][00:12.600] Galavant,Galavant[00:15.800] Blah,blah,blah,blah,Galavant[00:19.070] I want her,need her,crave her,yes,it's true[00:22.500] But she is not the only thing I desperately want to do ""[00:29.030] I want to shoot him with a crossbow[00:32.770] I want to stab him in the eye[00:36.640] I want to liberate his head from his neck[00:39.690] And then punt the bloody wreck sky high[00:44.310] I want to hurl him out a window[00:48.110] And shove explosives where the sun don't shine[00:52.930] Want to skewer him with swords[00:55.150] Then slowly twist them[00:57.380] All around his reproductive system[01:01.250] Won't that be divine?[01:07.470] Then she'll be mine[01:10.940] Everybody sing![01:12.840][01:15.130] And then you'll do it every evening[01:16.880] Sweet god,at last![01:19.040] In every room on every floor[01:20.260] Till I can't do it anymore[01:22.490] And with no Galavant distracting your bride[01:25.270] We could start a genocidal war[01:29.520] Wait,what?![01:30.260] I'll get back to all my hobbies[01:33.410] Like raising taxes and tormenting the poor[01:37.090] Crush those poor![01:38.260] No more "Galavant is just complete perfection![01:42.320] "Gal would never lose his...temper"[01:46.060] Won't that be divine?[01:52.000] And she'll be mine[01:54.190] La la la la[01:55.740] Just mine,all mine[01:57.550] La la la la[01:59.090] Mine,all mine,all mine![02:03.590] Well,that was ripping!