[00:03.290]It's a god-awful small affair[00:07.470]To the girl with the mousy hair[00:11.530]But her mummy is yelling "No"[00:15.240]And her daddy has told her to go[00:19.740]But her friend is nowhere to be seen[00:23.570]Now she walks through her sunken dream[00:27.290]To the seat with the clearest view[00:30.960]And she's hooked to the silver screen[00:36.390]But the film is a saddening bore[00:39.380]For she's lived it ten times or more[00:43.240]She could spit in the eyes of fools[00:47.100]As they ask her to focus on[00:50.940]Sailors fighting in the dance hall[00:54.250]Oh man! look at those cavemen go[01:00.420]It's the freakiest show[01:03.960]Take a look at the lawman[01:08.050]Beating up the wrong guy[01:09.950]Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know[01:13.760]He's in the best selling show[01:19.070]Is there life on Mars?[01:27.460][01:43.870]It's on America's tortured brow[01:47.470]That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow[01:51.440]Now the workers have struck for fame[01:55.290]'Cause Lennon's on sale again[01:59.200]See the mice in their million hordes[02:03.190]From Ibiza to the Norfolk broads[02:07.260]Rule Britannia is out of bounds[02:10.990]To my mother, my dog, and clowns[02:14.930]But the film is a saddening bore[02:18.970]'Cause I wrote it ten times or more[02:22.700]It's about to be writ again[02:26.590]As I ask you to focus on[02:30.300]Sailors fighting in the dance hall[02:33.910]Oh man! Look at those cavemen go[02:40.320]It's the freakiest show[02:43.310]Take a look at the lawman[02:47.320]Beating up the wrong guy[02:49.410]Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know[02:53.310]He's in the best selling show[02:59.300]Is there life on Mars?[03:08.000]