Crucible Cast Party - Saturday Night Live Cast/Lin-Manuel Miranda.mp3

[00:00.192]Saturday Night Live – Crucible Cast Party Lyrics
[00:00.444](feat. Vanessa Bayer, Melissa Villaseñor, Aidy Bryant, Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon & Lin-Manuel Miranda)
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[00:00.941][Kate McKinnon]
[00:01.201]Oh hey, we just finished our high school performance of The Crucible.
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[00:05.189][Aidy Bryant]
[00:05.457]And we didn’t mess up at all.
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[00:07.187][Cecily Strong]
[00:07.187]So now it’s time to get nasty at the horniest event in town.
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[00:11.386][Melissa Villaseñor]
[00:11.639]That’s right: it’s the cast party.
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[00:13.639][Vanessa Bayer]
[00:13.893]This year, it’s at Cody Shuck’s house.
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[00:16.389][Kate McKinnon]
[00:16.389]And we’re gonna rip it up all night. Until 11:45.
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[00:21.892][Cecily Strong]
[00:22.134]Gonna hit the party like I just hit all my cues
[00:26.392]Making eyes at guys as tan as my character shoes
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[00:30.890][Vanessa Bayer]
[00:30.890]My parents gave me a bouquet
[00:32.898]But tonight I need my hands free
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[00:35.391][Melissa Villaseñor]
[00:35.391]I’m the baddest b***h in sight
[00:37.392]Who played a witch tonight
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[00:39.403][Kate McKinnon]
[00:39.646]I see Zachary Marchelli, gonna help him get it up
[00:44.392]Hope he likes a sexy teen in old age makeup
[00:48.398]Gonna hit him with some moves, the most risqué I know
[00:52.890]It’s the choreography from Chicago
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[00:57.383][Aidy Bryant]
[00:57.383]All around the room, every boy wants me
[01:01.402]Which one will I choose, every boy wants a piece
[01:05.886]At the
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[01:06.397][Lin-Manuel-Miranda]
[01:06.637]Crucible Cast Party
[01:08.889]Crucible Cast Party
[01:10.891]25 virgins and a lot of Sprite at the
[01:13.136]Crucible Cast Party
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[01:14.891][Girls]
[01:14.891]Waah!
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[01:15.391][Vanessa Bayer]
[01:15.632]Got my eye on Alex Bard, wanna bone but I don’t know how
[01:19.654]So I’m gonna steal his hat from him and just sort of walk around
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[01:23.890][Melissa Villaseñor]
[01:23.890]Damn, this party’s off the chain! It’s a 10 PM massage train
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[01:28.648][Cecily Strong]
[01:28.648]But all the lights must stay on; that’s a rule from Cody’s mom
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[01:33.140][Kate McKinnon]
[01:33.386]Mikey Mazzerino's got a stolen cigarette
[01:37.394]I take a puff so he can see how nasty I can get
[01:42.138]Then I call my mom and dad, I tell 'em everything
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[01:46.132][Girls]
[01:46.132]'Cause if we don’t have our parents' trust, we don’t have anything
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[01:50.883][Aidy Bryant]
[01:50.883]Grab the cutest boy and steal him away
[01:54.848]Close and lock the door, and watch a DVD of our play
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[02:01.045]What say you, Goody Proctor?
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[02:03.536]Aidy: You were so good in that scene.
[02:05.297]Kyle Mooney: You were, too.
[02:06.291]Aidy: Um, what do you wanna do now?
[02:10.803]Kyle: I dunno. Maybe we could… go and get some pretzels?
[02:16.286]Aidy: Aw, heck yeah, I love pretzels.
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[02:19.691]At the
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[02:20.178][Lin-Manuel Miranda]
[02:20.432]Crucible Cast Party
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[02:24.197]Everybody comes but nobody n**s at the
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[02:28.178][Girls]
[02:28.178]Waah!
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[02:29.117][Lin Manuel Miranda]
[02:29.374]Yo, I'm senior Cody Shuck, you are all in luck
[02:30.624]They call me Mr. Triple Threat cause I can dance, sing, and ****
[02:32.869]That’s why I’m always the lead, the parents all come to see me
[02:34.882]I was the Phantom in Phantom and I was Sweeney in Sweeney
[02:37.124]And now I’m here to get freaky, so ladies, take off your tops
[02:39.370]And come over and get a show shirt outta this box
[02:41.631]Your names are listed alphabetically, incredibly legible
[02:43.890]And if you were on the crew, then you’re in a parenthetical
[02:46.129]I got b*****s all around me and they're down on their knees Begging, "Will you sign my poster for my bedroom, please?"
[02:50.635]Now here’s a big secret, don’t ask how I know this
[02:52.877]But if you sex me right tonight I’ll tell you what the spring show is
[02:55.134]I'll lay you on the bed and whisper in your ear
[02:57.378]That Mrs. Donahue said we could do RENT this year
[02:59.390]I can’t wait for rehearsal, I'mma be in it to win it
[03:01.881]We start in 525,600 minutes
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[03:04.635][Melissa Villaseñor]
[03:05.132]Oh yeah!
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[03:06.376][Lin-Manuel Miranda]
[03:06.874]At the Crucible Cast Party
[03:08.626]Crucible Cast Party
[03:10.631]It’s kind of weird that our teacher came to the
[03:12.876]Crucible Cast Party
[03:15.373]Crucible Cast Party
[03:17.629]Crucible Cast Party
[03:19.878]Worked up virgins who love to sing
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[03:22.128][All]
[03:22.373]At the Crucible Cast Party
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[03:24.129][Girls]
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[03:24.642]Party, party, oh, yeah
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[03:29.874][Cody's Mom]
[03:30.629]Enough!
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[03:32.378][Lin Manuel Miranda]
[03:33.131]Mom!
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[03:34.126][Girls]
[03:35.072]Crucible Cast Party
[03:35.320]Waah!