[00:00.00] 作曲 : Johann Sebastian Bach[00:04.51][00:04.51]J. S. Bach had a little problem.[00:10.96]J. S. Bach was in a fix.[00:17.01]J. S. Bach couldn't find an answer.[00:26.48]What to do?[00:37.76]I've written most of a rather fabulous work![00:46.95]Toccata, it's in D minor, but now I'm feeling a bit of a jerk.[00:56.48]I can't think of what should come after it.[01:11.10][01:11.10]Now, said his wife, who was resting up after her 33rd child.[01:29.32]Johann, my dear, you should just go to bed.[01:42.64]Something always comes up.[02:05.29][02:05.29]Don't be a twit![02:08.28]It's a real crisis and I'm working to a deadline.[02:10.89]What can I fit?[02:13.42]What to fit after the great toccata[02:16.08]Maybe it needs to be something faster[02:18.49]I haven't got a clue[02:19.54]and in a week the piece is due[02:21.01]I'm in a panic.[02:25.16]I'm stuck like glue.[02:34.62][02:34.62]Don't get your knickers in a twist, Johann,[02:45.26]'Those are only notes,' you've always said. ‘[02:58.38]There's only twelve so use your head[03:05.06]How many arrangements of twelve notes can there possibly be? 12[03:14.86][03:14.86]That's a problem I don't want to deal with[03:17.39]How many permutations on C and D and E and F and G, A, B is a thing that I never heard of.[03:22.77]You can leave that to Arnold Schönberg[03:25.40]He is the person to do that twelve-tone thing[03:32.16][03:32.16]No! No![03:37.05]It isn't the answer, I haven't the foggiest.[03:45.42]What am I gonna do?[03:48.92]I'm all in a panic[03:56.79]Aaah, no.[04:00.03]What can I do?[04:06.31]I've finished my toccata but I have no fugue[04:15.37](Phone ringing)[04:22.80]Ah... and now I've got the fugue![04:40.04]undefined