I'm a Ugly ***** (So What) - Biz Markie.mp3

[00:05.19]Hey hey hey, know what I heard?
[00:07.38]Beauty's only skin deep, ugly is to the bone
[00:12.06]Back in the days, I'm not gonna lie
[00:14.61]They used to say I'm ugly, a hurting guy
[00:17.22]They would crack on my lips, and my powder
[00:20.07]Saying I look like yuck without the house or ?Wig Howard?
[00:23.13]From junior high to high school they thought I was retarded
[00:26.07]Just because the way I looked, they said I farted
[00:28.74]I was very very sad and you wonder why
[00:31.29]Because my looks and my gear wasn't ultra fly
[00:34.50]I wouldn't even attempt to ask a girl out
[00:36.99]Cause she get around her friends and began to shout"
[00:40.20]"Guess who asked me out to the movies girlfriend
[00:42.99]It was Mark, I told him if the world would end"
[00:45.45]But my parents told me beauty's only skin deep
[00:48.51]If that's true then why do girls think that I'm a creep?
[00:51.36]I even joined the football team to get some recognition
[00:54.12]But that didn't spark the key in a girl's ignition
[00:57.00]They said I'm so ugly I give Anican a headache
[00:59.82]Aw man, that is the icing on the cake!
[01:02.40]So I kick this to all the girls from houses to huts
[01:05.28]I don't care what you think, cause you all are nuts
[01:08.46]I'm an ugly *****, so what?
[01:10.86]If you don't like the way I look, you can kiss my butt
[01:14.13]I'm an ugly *****, so what? So what? Ewwwww (x2)
[01:30.75]I'm a tell you story that's really bugged
[01:33.33]About a guy with a Benz and he's dealing drugs
[01:36.66]In the begining before he got his riches
[01:39.45]He was so ugly, he gave me the itches
[01:41.94]I mean, if you see him, you think I might be kooky
[01:45.06]But homeboy looked like, um, God-zooky
[01:47.79]I used to crack and joke and say he looked like a star
[01:50.55]And everybody laughed when I said "Mon-star"
[01:53.52]I can't laugh now because it's a new decade
[01:56.25]My guzu-friend got the girls and got it made
[01:58.62]I guess having jewels, having money, having a vehicle
[02:02.04]Makes you sexy , handsome, gorgeous, and adorable
[02:04.92]When you're spending money, giving girls what they want
[02:07.59]Behind your back they talk about you say you're ugly and you front
[02:10.53]Why do you go to bed with someone that you don't like
[02:13.32]Just because they got a nice car like Reverend Ike
[02:16.14]It would be wrong if he heard what you're thinking
[02:18.87]Thinking that he look like, um, Stinking Jenkins
[02:21.66]But let me tell you a secret, he has ESP
[02:24.30]And this is what he whispered in my ear to me
[02:27.57]I'm an ugly *****, so what?
[02:29.91]Just because I got loot, that's why you give me the butt?
[02:33.15]I'm an ugly *****, so what? So what? (x2)
[02:43.08]Let me tell you how poor I was
[02:50.16]Dome to the doo, and doo to the dome
[02:52.53]For the dome I go to school and for the doo I use a comb
[02:55.32]Now people always ask how are these things known
[02:57.99]Cause the dome does the doing for things that are done at home
[03:01.20]That's why I keep a pick in my knappy fro
[03:03.81]And for lunch I eat Ragu with my sloppy joe
[03:06.63]But at night I be starving, like Messy Marvin
[03:09.57]I get cheap and go settle for the White Castle bargain
[03:12.51]They offer me a lot in the army
[03:14.55]But I'd rather get it second hand from the Salvation Army
[03:18.03]Cause times are getting harder than boot camp
[03:20.25]Man I'm so poor I need to print my face on a food stamp
[03:23.55]So if my hooptie breaks down, I just have to suffer
[03:26.22]And tell Minekie "I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!"
[03:29.55]So I keep clear thoughts as the weeks run
[03:32.22]But even on the beaches, they call me a beach bum
[03:35.19]Something ain't right with me, and that really frightens me
[03:37.83]Cause nowadays girls don't even like to sprighten me
[03:40.74]Some say I'm embarassing, but I got some comparison
[03:43.53]Like if I was on TV, I would be Oscar Madison
[03:46.38]Is there another like me? Only God knows
[03:48.99]Man I should even rap in church cause I wear holy clothes
[03:52.11]But for now I'm just going to do the strut
[03:54.84]And this is what I say to girls from houses to huts
[04:03.51]I'm an ugly *****, so what?
[04:09.66]Just because I'm poor, that's why you won't give me the butt?
[04:14.79]I'm an ugly *****, so what? So what? (x2)